The 21 Funniest Gym Quotes of All Time

We know you take working out seriously, but exercise can be seriously funny!
Here are 20 hysterical fitness quotes you must be a true #gymrat to appreciate. Funny gym quotes like these help increase motivation and make fitness even more fun. Feel free to share these fitness quotes with your workout buddies or bookmark this post to revisit when you need a fitness-focused laugh!

1. "I only work out because I really, really like donuts."—Unknown

I only work out because I really, really like donuts. Top 20 funny fitness quotes

Donuts are as good a reason as any!


2. "I got 99 problems, but I'm going to the gym to ignore all of them."—Unknown

Working out is like therapy that also makes you fit. Get in shape and do wonders for your mental health!

3. "I'm sorry for what I said during burpees."—Unknown

Hard agree.

4. "Life has its ups and downs. We call them squats."—Unknown

And just like life’s ups and downs, squats will make you stronger.

 5. "Unless you puke, faint, or die, keep going!"—Jillian Michaels

A true gym rat wouldn't dream of stopping until they’ve given their all.

6. "You make my knees weak. Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day."—Unknown

You make my knees weak. Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day

Oops! Guess it was just leg day.

7. "My favorite machine at the gym is the television."—Unknown

my favorite machine at the gym is the TV

Hey, whatever gets you through those last ten minutes on the treadmill. We're not here to judge.

8. "It's my workout. I can cry if I want to."—Unknown

I think I've got something in my eye...

9. "Hustle for that muscle."—Unknown

Hustle for that muscle. Top 21 funny fitness quotes

That muscle isn't going to grow on its own!

10. "Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane."—Gigi Hadid

Don't mind if we do!

11. "Weights before dates."—Unknown

Or better yet, how about lifting weights on a date?

12. "I like big weights and I cannot lie."—Unknown

We think Sir Mix-a-Lot would agree.

13. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."—Unknown

I don't sweat I sparkle. Top 21 funny fitness quotes

We've been known to glisten from time to time

14. "Sweat is your fat crying."—Unknown

Just a different perspective on sweat.

15. "Fitness: If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body."—Cher

It's true. Not everyone can do what we do.

16. "I don't want to look skinny. I want to look like I could kick your butt."—Unknown

I dont want to look skinny. I want to look like I could kick your butt. Top 20 funny fitness quotes

You might want to watch out!

17. "Friday night. Party at the gym with my friends dumbbell and barbell."—Unknown

That sounds like our kind of party!

18. "Life is short. Lift heavy things."—Unknown

The heavier the better, in our humble opinion.

19. "If you still look cute after working out, you didn't go hard enough."—Unknown

True, true.

20. "The only BS I need in my life is breakfast and squats."—Unknown

the only bs i need is breakfast and squats funny fitness quotes

Breakfast and squats, the ultimate combo.

21. "Hi baby abs!! I see you!!! I hope to meet your other ab friends soon (yes, I'm talking to my muscles. I've never met most of them before)."—Khloe Kardashian

The more we work out, the more muscle friends we get to meet! 

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